50 degrees -- New Yorkers turn on the heat.
People in Scotland plant gardens.
40 degrees -- Californians shiver
uncontrollably.
People in Scotland sunbathe.
35
degrees -- Italian cars won't start.
People in Scotland drive with the windows down.
20 degrees -- Floridians wear
coats, gloves, and wool hats.
People in Scotland throw on a T-shirt.
15 degrees -- Californians begin
to evacuate the state.
People in Scotland go
swimming.
Zero degrees -- New York landlords finally turn up
the heat.
People in Scotland have the last bbq before it gets
cold.
10 degrees below zero -- People
in Miami cease to exist.
People in Scotland lick flagpoles.
20 degrees below zero -- Californians
fly away to Mexico.
People in Scotland throw on a light jacket.
80 degrees below zero -- Polar
bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
Scottish Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes
until it gets cold enough.
100 degrees below zero -- Santa
Claus abandons the North Pole.
People in Scotland pull down their ear flaps.
173 degrees below zero -- Ethyl
alcohol freezes.
People in Scotland get frustrated when they can't
thaw their kegs.
297 degrees below zero -- Microbial
life start to disappear.
Scottish cows complain of farmers with cold hands.
460 degrees below zero -- ALL atomic motion stops.
People in Scotland start saying "chilly, you cal an
aw?"
500 degrees below zero -- Hell
freezes over. Aberdeen win the Cup. :o)
[Thanks to Stevie Welsh for this one!]
