Reports are coming in
from Chamonix of an unnamed area manager showing Billy tendencies.
On a recent day's skiing,
the aspiring Billy in question was spotted sitting on a
chair lift, facing the wrong way down the mountain (apparently
caught on the lift by the straps on his rucksack!).
His skiing companions
were sworn to secrecy, but when the truth came out later,
he claimed that he had done it to amuse everyone else.
Natives thinks he protesteth
too much. Is this what happens when you only get one
day's skiing a week?