Clubbing mag 'Ministry' has jumped on the
boarding bandwagon with a feature in this month's
issue.
Although there are a few good shots of boarders
like Chris Moran, the magazine seems to have confused
itself with 'loaded'. Amongst the valuable pearls
of wisdom are an update on Alpine towns with 'rude'
names like Pussy in France and Wankdorf in Austria,
plus their 'sexiest women in snowboarding' chart (1.Juliet
Elliot, 2.Joanna Liyissto and 3.Carolina Ehrenstrasse
- but only to save you looking).
Also included is a feature on the 'Leaning
Tower of Penis', a rather large snow sculpture allegedly
erected in the centre of Méribel last winter.
The sparklingly unoriginal copy claimed one of the
creators was a 'ski guide who once showed the Royals
around the resort'. Oh yeah? Royle family,
maybe, but our Royals still prefer Switzerland.
