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 Contraband
clothing?
Now that Britain's largest shopping centre, Bluewater, has banned
hoodies, it can only be a matter of time before the Government introduces
a total ban on the production of these evil garments.
Tony Blair and readers of the scaremonging Daily Express may disagree,
but Natives believe there is no need to panic.
Natives to the rescue
In the event of a sudden ban, our stocks of top
quality, well
designed and well
priced hoodies, should last long enough to keep all our visitors
happy.
But don't
wait too long. We have already noticed sales increase as stockpiling
starts...
    
Health Advisory Service Warning!
Please note - Natives advises wearing hoodies in moderation. Hoods
should only be worn up indoors when also sporting Reebok Classics,
Nike trackpants and thick gold chain (sovereign ring optional).
You don't have to go to a shopping centre to go
shopping!
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