FLUORESCENT ROMPER SUITS

12 January 2004


Every now and then we are privileged to introduce a hidden - but shining - gem to the world of snowsports.

Long standing visitors to Natives will remember such nuggets of creativity as the Monoboot, doggy designer shades and (my all time favourite) the wonderful world of Broomboarding.

A great new addition to that list is the world of 'romper suited tossers' on offer at www.fluorescentrompersuits.co.uk - check it out if you fancy a chuckle...

Romper Suit Traits and Tips

- Daft twatty patches of completely random colour

- When attempting to enter a romper's "zone of fluorescence", it is always safer to approach from behind

- Never underestimate the danger of one of these things if you anger it
- They are often found hunting in packs

- The typical romper wearer is very sensitive about coming into contact with anything remotely resembling sensible skiwear

- The versatile nature of this garment extends to dog walking and sitting on your fat arse in the sun

- Your average romper-suited tosser is camera shy and will turn away with shame to hide his/her face when confronted


[Thanks to Bob Holt for bringing www.fluorescentrompersuits.co.uk to the world]


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