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 Keeping
you abreast of the latest happenings in Val
d'Isère, the local Marmotte Times brings us all the latest gossip.
Happy Families
As is always the way at the start of the season there have been
a number of reported cases of internal work liaisons as staff get
to know each other before looking further afield. Dicks staff are
always traditionally good at happy families and this year looks
like no exception with Ben and Emma reportedly playing the first
hand. Not wishing to be left out the Moris crew have been teaming
up although no points have been scored as old runs and bumps are
being re-visited.
3 minutes and
it's all over
Don't fear if you are feeling left out as there are plans afoot
for a speed dating night in Dicks. This should suit most of the
fresh faced first-timers and probably some of those older skied
out seasoned ones as well. With 3 minutes to make an impression,
that will give some time for a couple of fags and a coffee.
Staff training
The beauty therapists of a certain luxury tour operator have just
arrived back from training in Courchevel, although rather than picking
up beauty tips they got some training off a couple of chefs. Let's
hope they didn't get a bun in the oven.
Danish Drinking
Stallion
Still on the game theme - the Danish Drinking Stallion himself -
Klaus from the Danois - has been playing the guessing game after
a long night on the sauce when he woke up next to a young lady (he
assures us it was). Not remembering who she was, or more importantly
what they'd done he quizzed her in English. This was his first mistake
as she gave him a bemused and rather upset look and replied in Danish...
Hat-trick
Ed the bean counter is probably the most successful member of staff
in town having notched up 3 in 3 at the start of the season.
Sparkie ignites the Pacific
Sparks have been flying in the Pacific with the new barmaids boosting
Guffy' s bar takings.
Morisitis
'Morisitis' is now a recognised disease which involves staff of
the pub coming back from skiing either severely maimed or walking
like they've been to Barrymore's house. Pape, the manager, likes
to lead from the front, and had quite a few bouts of the disease
last season. With the new season but a few hours old he's already
been in the wars, after coming back from the hill with a busted
face.
Where have you been all my life?
The following is the transcript of a (brief) conversation which
took place between Swearbox, barman in the pacific, and a young
filly he had aspirations towards;
Swearbox: 'Where have you been all my life'.
Girl: 'Well, I haven't even been alive for most of it you fat bas*ard'!'.
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