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What will they be wearing? Will the speeches go on and on?
Will they thank their mum? More importantly, who's going to
win?
The Méribel Seasonaires Academy Awards
are now open for workers to vote for the best and the bravest
in their resort.
Choose from the categories below, cut
and paste into an email and send it to Richard
Lett, who is compiling the results in a specially sealed
room. Feel free to add anything informative, relevant, juicy,
libellous and/or detrimental - the judges want it all!
The Awards ceremony will take place
on Monday 16 April at Dicks Tea Bar. The evening will include
video footage of the season, featuring the workers that made
the 'season from hell' thoroughly enjoyable and completely
bearable.
CATEGORIES
Slider/skier category
This category is judged not on who is the necessarily the
best or who has won the most, but who has also improved the
most.
1 Best Skier Male
2 Best Skier Female
3 Best Boarder Male
4 Best Boarder Female
5 Best skwarler/Best Telemarker
6 Best Luffer (the person who made it out least in the season)
The Smirnoff category
1. Resort pisshead male
2. Resort pisshead female
3. The seasonnairs favourite bar, where has it all happened
for you, best laughs, best music, or best service
4. Drink of the season. Which is the resort workers' favourite
drink this season?
The Austin Powers category
1. Most shagadelic resort babe
2. Most shagadelic resort bloke
3. Rear of the year
4. Most 'accommodating' male
5. Most 'accommodating' female
(During this category we will be holding the Miss Meribel
competition!)
The Chetney Hawks music category
1. Best band in Meribel.
The battle of the bands was a drunken affair, which proved
inconclusive. Now is the time to put this burning question
to bed
2. Best soloist/duo act (music)
3. Song for the season
Opinions on the following questions
are also welcome:
Funniest moment of the season
Best chat up line you have heard this season
Most embarrassing moment of the season
Most stupid question asked by a punter
Send your nominations to Richard
Lett, including your name and employer
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