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  Topic Started By:  Kenzie    On:  Tue 27th September, 2005 at 12:44
Kenzie
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#1  Would the lasses like to comment?  27 Sep '05 at 12:44
Just been forwarded this, and thought the lasses on Natives might like to comment:-

Five tips for women



1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.

2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.

3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.

4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.

5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.
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rodent
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#2  Re: Would the lasses like to comment?  27 Sep '05 at 12:46
*chuckle*
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Coronita
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#3  Re: Would the lasses like to comment?  27 Sep '05 at 12:47


I've heard something similar, though it was a tad more x-rated.
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Fubar
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#4  Re: Would the lasses like to comment?  27 Sep '05 at 12:50

Originally posted by Coronita



I've heard something similar, though it was a tad more x-rated.

so true
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Vix63
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#5  Re: Re: Would the lasses like to comment?  27 Sep '05 at 12:56

Originally posted by Kenzie

Just been forwarded this, and thought the lasses on Natives might like to comment:-

Five tips for women



1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.

2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.

3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.

4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.

5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.

Hey, you said it.....
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Super G
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#6  Re: Re: Would the lasses like to comment?  27 Sep '05 at 13:02

Originally posted by Kenzie

Just been forwarded this, and thought the lasses on Natives might like to comment:-

Five tips for women



1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.

2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.

3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.

4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.

5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.

Ha Ha Ha

Take note guys!!!
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WTFH
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#7  Re: Would the lasses like to comment?  27 Sep '05 at 13:22
Noted!
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Jimbooo
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#8  Re: what do you think then guys?  27 Sep '05 at 13:29
How about 5 tips for women:

1. It is important that a woman helps you around the house and has at least 3 jobs.

2. It is important that a woman makes you laugh when u feel like laughing.

3. It is important to find a woman you can count on and doesn't lie to you.

4. It is highly important that a woman fancies you to bits and rubs your unit at your command.

5. It is important that these four woman don't know each other.
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WTFH
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#9  Re: Re: what do you think then guys?  27 Sep '05 at 13:32

Originally posted by Jimbooo

4. It is highly important that a woman fancies you to bits and rubs your unit at your command.

I don't care how much she fancies me, she's not rubbing any of my hi-fi units.

Or my guitars.
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Jimbooo
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#10  Re: Would the lasses like to comment?  27 Sep '05 at 14:14
your right actually, i wouldn't even let lenny himself caress my baby
enuf said
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Bags
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#11  Re: Re: Would the lasses like to comment?  27 Sep '05 at 15:32

Originally posted by Kenzie

Just been forwarded this, and thought the lasses on Natives might like to comment:-

Five tips for women...

Ok, well I don't want to lower the tone unnecessarily, but I think the following has been mistakenly omitted...
[list:63e58b82cd]It is important that a man is good in bed.[/list:u:63e58b82cd]
"I am a very good skier...in my mind. However, video evidence suggests that I'm rubbish. I look like a bus driver in a primary-coloured anorak, sitting on an imaginary lavatory. Also I can only turn right. So to mask my embarrassment, and the pain in my thighs, I ski only when very drunk. I can recommend this wholeheartedly." Jeremy Clarkson
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rodent
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#12  Re: Would the lasses like to comment?  27 Sep '05 at 15:33
bags has a GOOD point - funny how the guys missed it!!!!
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Coronita
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#13  Re: Re: Would the lasses like to comment?  27 Sep '05 at 15:34

Originally posted by Bags

Originally posted by Kenzie

Just been forwarded this, and thought the lasses on Natives might like to comment:-

Five tips for women...

Ok, well I don't want to lower the tone unnecessarily, but I think the following has been mistakenly omitted...
[list:6ed1f1ecf3]It is important that a man is good in bed.[/list:u:6ed1f1ecf3]

Trust you to direct the topic towards the more x-rated tone I was referring to earlier!!!



But you are quite right.
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Vix63
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#14  Re: Would the lasses like to comment?  27 Sep '05 at 15:40
But, if they're crap, all the more reason to get in lots of practice!
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Bags
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#15  Re: Would the lasses like to comment?  27 Sep '05 at 15:44

Originally posted by Vix63

But, if they're crap, all the more reason to get in lots of practice!

No honey. I have patience, but that's not just fun...

I am all for perfecting technique, but if you have teach it from scratch it's a different thing entirely.
"I am a very good skier...in my mind. However, video evidence suggests that I'm rubbish. I look like a bus driver in a primary-coloured anorak, sitting on an imaginary lavatory. Also I can only turn right. So to mask my embarrassment, and the pain in my thighs, I ski only when very drunk. I can recommend this wholeheartedly." Jeremy Clarkson
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