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  Topic Started By:  sleepy    On:  Wed 17th August, 2005 at 11:42
Molly83
Member Since: 2005
Posts: 2,040
scotland
#137  Re: The Fun Pages  18 Aug '05 at 12:36
my god im bored
this work is so boring
back to uni soon though!!
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Kenzie
Member Since: 2004
Posts: 3,051
God's own county/Tignes/South America/North America/Australasia/Asia/Africa
#138  Re: The Fun Pages  18 Aug '05 at 12:42

Originally posted by Molly83

my god im bored
this work is so boring
back to uni soon though!!

You're THAT bored?
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sleepy
Member Since: 2004
Posts: 1,714
#139  Re: The Fun Pages  18 Aug '05 at 12:48

Originally posted by Molly83

my god im bored
this work is so boring
back to uni soon though!!

f*cking hell I'm B O R E D too.

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Coronita
Member Since: 2004
Posts: 475
#140  Re: The Fun Pages  18 Aug '05 at 12:51
A colleague has just texted in to say that she's just got on to a train for a 3 hr journey. All stocked up with trashy novel and chocolate, ready to curl up, only to find one of the people who's going to be in her meeting is sitting opposite. She has to talk to him ALL the way.

That's just plain wrong!!
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jacksalterego
Member Since: 2004
Posts: 1,317
#141  Re: The Fun Pages  18 Aug '05 at 13:35

Originally posted by Molly83

my god im bored
this work is so boring
back to uni soon though!!

Great plan! Thats what i'm doing!

13 more days of boredom the student life here i come!
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Molly83
Member Since: 2005
Posts: 2,040
scotland
#142  Re: The Fun Pages  18 Aug '05 at 13:39
you start uni in 13 days?
ive only got one more year left!! cant really be arsed with 4th yr, like disertation and stuff but it'd be stupid just to quite now just cause i cant be arsed!
plus while i spent the last year in france they built a new union right beside uni instead of miles away, and that you don't have to climb up 6flights of stairs to get to the bar
its not so bad until its time to go home, down all them stairs in a drunken state is not fun
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jacksalterego
Member Since: 2004
Posts: 1,317
#143  Re: The Fun Pages  18 Aug '05 at 13:46

Originally posted by Molly83

you start uni in 13 days?
ive only got one more year left!! cant really be arsed with 4th yr, like disertation and stuff but it'd be stupid just to quite now just cause i cant be arsed!
plus while i spent the last year in france they built a new union right beside uni instead of miles away, and that you don't have to climb up 6flights of stairs to get to the bar
its not so bad until its time to go home, down all them stairs in a drunken state is not fun

Start uni beginninng of October, but finishing work early to take a well earned break for a couple of weeks! Basically so bored of it i just can't be bothered anymore!

Trust me, if you've got the opportunity for another year then take it! That's why i'm going to do a masters as it beats the real world!
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sleepy
Member Since: 2004
Posts: 1,714
#144  Re: The Fun Pages  18 Aug '05 at 13:46

Originally posted by Coronita

A colleague has just texted in to say that she's just got on to a train for a 3 hr journey. All stocked up with trashy novel and chocolate, ready to curl up, only to find one of the people who's going to be in her meeting is sitting opposite. She has to talk to him ALL the way.

That's just plain wrong!!

That is TORTURE.Its a nightmare.Oh my god 3hours of talking sh*t and being polite
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Molly83
Member Since: 2005
Posts: 2,040
scotland
#145  Re: The Fun Pages  18 Aug '05 at 13:53
i dont have any choice my course is a 4 year course!!!
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Kenzie
Member Since: 2004
Posts: 3,051
God's own county/Tignes/South America/North America/Australasia/Asia/Africa
#146  Re: The Fun Pages  18 Aug '05 at 14:10

Originally posted by jacksalterego

Originally posted by Molly83

you start uni in 13 days?
ive only got one more year left!! cant really be arsed with 4th yr, like disertation and stuff but it'd be stupid just to quite now just cause i cant be arsed!
plus while i spent the last year in france they built a new union right beside uni instead of miles away, and that you don't have to climb up 6flights of stairs to get to the bar
its not so bad until its time to go home, down all them stairs in a drunken state is not fun

Start uni beginninng of October, but finishing work early to take a well earned break for a couple of weeks! Basically so bored of it i just can't be bothered anymore!

Trust me, if you've got the opportunity for another year then take it! That's why i'm going to do a masters as it beats the real world!

Ah, University. Cheap ski holidays, lots of cheap beer, horny drunk girls.


Or, alternatively do a season!
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jacksalterego
Member Since: 2004
Posts: 1,317
#147  Re: The Fun Pages  18 Aug '05 at 14:29

Originally posted by Kenzie

Originally posted by jacksalterego

Originally posted by Molly83

you start uni in 13 days?
ive only got one more year left!! cant really be arsed with 4th yr, like disertation and stuff but it'd be stupid just to quite now just cause i cant be arsed!
plus while i spent the last year in france they built a new union right beside uni instead of miles away, and that you don't have to climb up 6flights of stairs to get to the bar
its not so bad until its time to go home, down all them stairs in a drunken state is not fun

Start uni beginninng of October, but finishing work early to take a well earned break for a couple of weeks! Basically so bored of it i just can't be bothered anymore!

Trust me, if you've got the opportunity for another year then take it! That's why i'm going to do a masters as it beats the real world!

Ah, University. Cheap ski holidays, lots of cheap beer, horny drunk girls.


Or, alternatively do a season!

Cheap ski holidays, cheap beer, horny young girls....... is there anything else apart from that at Uni?

The next ski season will have to wait for a couple of years unfortunately! A serious shame!
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mista
Member Since: 2004
Posts: 12,998
The sticks
#148  Re: The Fun Pages  18 Aug '05 at 15:01

Originally posted by Vix63

does anyone use 'snorker' for sausage? is that a family thing??

A friend of mine in Cornwall does. Do you have any family down that way?
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Kenzie
Member Since: 2004
Posts: 3,051
God's own county/Tignes/South America/North America/Australasia/Asia/Africa
#149  Re: The Fun Pages  15 Sep '05 at 14:48
FINALLY A SMART BLONDE JOKE.....

A guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a
cute blonde.

He immediately turns to her and makes his move.

“You know," he says, "I've heard that flights will go
quicker if you strike up conversation with your fellow passenger. So
let's talk."

The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly
and says to the guy, "What would you like to discuss?"

"Oh, I don't know," says the guy. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic.
But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?"

The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the
slightest idea."

"So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel
qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh*t?
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Kenzie
Member Since: 2004
Posts: 3,051
God's own county/Tignes/South America/North America/Australasia/Asia/Africa
#150  Re: The Fun Pages  15 Sep '05 at 14:49
Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theatre named 'Ford.'
Kennedy was shot in a car called 'Lincoln' made by 'Ford.'

Lincoln was shot in a theatre and his assassin ran and hid in a
warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a
theatre.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the kicker...

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
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Kenzie
Member Since: 2004
Posts: 3,051
God's own county/Tignes/South America/North America/Australasia/Asia/Africa
#151  Re: The Fun Pages  15 Sep '05 at 14:49
----- In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.


On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap."

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."

On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate
machinery after taking this medication."

On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."

On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."

On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."

On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
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