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  Topic Started By:  Dayice    On:  Mon 7th November, 2005 at 22:38
Dayice
Member Since: 2005
Posts: 36
guh
#1  OLD SCHOOL or NEW SCHOOL  7 Nov '05 at 22:38
spinning an eic yarn v. quick snappy stream of conciousness?

The winner decides how I post on this site from now on.

I started with a carefree abandon that was destroyed by the demanding savages that read my posts. The weight of responsibility crushed me.

I tried to up stakes and found it taxing, the rewards puny.

I AM THE MASSIVE!!!

on another note, and stop me 'cos this is a mad ass suggestion,

wouldn't it be damn strange if...in the middle of lets say a world cup final, some bloke got hit by reality in all its philosophical glory, sat down in the middle of the pitch balling his eyes out and just started to pleasure himself.

Picture the scene, a packed stadium, everyone absolutly quiet and confused, the only sound....waaahhhhhhhwahahhhaahahwhwahhaha, TV audiences around the world too shocked even to cover youngsters' eyes.

That appeals to me greatly!!
RRRRAAAAGGGGGGHHHHH I AM THE MIGHTY FACEPLANT.........FEAR ME!!!!
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Bags
Member Since: 2005
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London
#2  Re: Re: OLD SCHOOL or NEW SCHOOL  7 Nov '05 at 22:43

Originally posted by Dayice

quick snappy stream of conciousness?

That's assuming you're capable of this? Because it appears to be the alternative you're most adept at...



PS Not sure who you were referring to with the "savages" comment, but I can assure you I just want to have your babies. ops:
"I am a very good skier...in my mind. However, video evidence suggests that I'm rubbish. I look like a bus driver in a primary-coloured anorak, sitting on an imaginary lavatory. Also I can only turn right. So to mask my embarrassment, and the pain in my thighs, I ski only when very drunk. I can recommend this wholeheartedly." Jeremy Clarkson
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Dayice
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guh
#3  Re: OLD SCHOOL or NEW SCHOOL  7 Nov '05 at 22:51
stopit, alpha females scare me.

BUT in two weeks just in time for skiseason I will rectify this.

I'M GOING TO GET MY MOJO BACK!!!

It was stolen by a devilishly attractive young German last year in Brum, who quietly and subtely stole off with it back to Germany.

I asked Ross Kemp what I should do and he said.."Don't fight back it makes it worse" then he pissed himself, so I slapped him and told him never to forget where he came from.

Long story short I am now going to book flights to go and get my mojo back off this young mojo burgling rapscallion.

I think this actually might be a very stupid thing to do, if she asks me to stay in Germany.....I do have a habit of doing things on a whim
RRRRAAAAGGGGGGHHHHH I AM THE MIGHTY FACEPLANT.........FEAR ME!!!!
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benpudney
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Surrey want to be in the alps
#4  Re: OLD SCHOOL or NEW SCHOOL  7 Nov '05 at 22:51
you sure you've not taken someting.
very odd but hey thats life.

sorry but that had nothing to do with the thread.

pudders
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Bags
Member Since: 2005
Posts: 2,042
London
#5  Re: OLD SCHOOL or NEW SCHOOL  7 Nov '05 at 23:00

Originally posted by Dayice

stopit, alpha females scare me.

BUT in two weeks just in time for skiseason I will rectify this.

I'M GOING TO GET MY MOJO BACK!!!

It was stolen by a devilishly attractive young German last year in Brum, who quietly and subtely stole off with it back to Germany.

I asked Ross Kemp what I should do and he said.."Don't fight back it makes it worse" then he pissed himself, so I slapped him and told him never to forget where he came from.

Long story short I am now going to book flights to go and get my mojo back off this young mojo burgling rapscallion.

I think this actually might be a very stupid thing to do, if she asks me to stay in Germany.....I do have a habit of doing things on a whim

Birmingham I see. That explains a lot. You are clearly King Chav of Chavdom yourself hence your sensitivity on the subject.

Re the mojo-regaining plot: what exactly is the plan? Will you go swash-buckling in there with swords, muskets and cannons aplenty? And will it be deserving of its own random post punctuated by non-sequiturs? In which case, excellent plan.
"I am a very good skier...in my mind. However, video evidence suggests that I'm rubbish. I look like a bus driver in a primary-coloured anorak, sitting on an imaginary lavatory. Also I can only turn right. So to mask my embarrassment, and the pain in my thighs, I ski only when very drunk. I can recommend this wholeheartedly." Jeremy Clarkson
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user206
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#6  Re: OLD SCHOOL or NEW SCHOOL  7 Nov '05 at 23:00

Originally posted by Dayice


I'M GOING TO GET MY MOJ BACK!!!

He's not your's anymore he's ours
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WTFH
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Surrey
#7  Re: OLD SCHOOL or NEW SCHOOL  7 Nov '05 at 23:07
I think learning to be coherent would be a good way to start, Dayice.
I post, therefore I am

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Bags
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Posts: 2,042
London
#8  Re: OLD SCHOOL or NEW SCHOOL  7 Nov '05 at 23:09

Originally posted by WTFH

I think learning to be coherent would be a good way to start, Dayice.

Nooooo Foxy I like him the way he is!!!!!
"I am a very good skier...in my mind. However, video evidence suggests that I'm rubbish. I look like a bus driver in a primary-coloured anorak, sitting on an imaginary lavatory. Also I can only turn right. So to mask my embarrassment, and the pain in my thighs, I ski only when very drunk. I can recommend this wholeheartedly." Jeremy Clarkson
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Sammyq22
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Je deteste Surrey
#9  Re: OLD SCHOOL or NEW SCHOOL  7 Nov '05 at 23:10

Originally posted by Bags

Originally posted by WTFH

I think learning to be coherent would be a good way to start, Dayice.

Nooooo Foxy I like him the way he is!!!!!

What incoherent?
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moj
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#10  Re: OLD SCHOOL or NEW SCHOOL  7 Nov '05 at 23:15

Originally posted by benpudney

you sure you've not taken someting.
very odd but hey thats life.

sorry but that had nothing to do with the thread.

pudders

I don't think that's all that important

Originally posted by toiletduck

Alright, I'd like to say that all eople with 3 letter forum names beginning with M, who've been heli skiing in NZ are twats with the social skills of a dead horse and should probably be banned from the internet in general, as well as sharp objects.
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moj
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#11  Re: OLD SCHOOL or NEW SCHOOL  7 Nov '05 at 23:16

Originally posted by gadget

Originally posted by Dayice


I'M GOING TO GET MY MOJ BACK!!!

He's not your's anymore he's ours

I'm not sure I like my ownership discussed

Originally posted by toiletduck

Alright, I'd like to say that all eople with 3 letter forum names beginning with M, who've been heli skiing in NZ are twats with the social skills of a dead horse and should probably be banned from the internet in general, as well as sharp objects.
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moj
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#12  Re: Re: OLD SCHOOL or NEW SCHOOL  7 Nov '05 at 23:17

Originally posted by Bags


but I can assure you I just want to have your babies. ops:

This is too scary to contemplate

Originally posted by toiletduck

Alright, I'd like to say that all eople with 3 letter forum names beginning with M, who've been heli skiing in NZ are twats with the social skills of a dead horse and should probably be banned from the internet in general, as well as sharp objects.
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Boggart
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Somewhere without a paddle….
#13  Re: OLD SCHOOL or NEW SCHOOL  8 Nov '05 at 08:26
Look everyone, just ignore him and he'll go away.

I remain,

Boggars
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Jessilicious
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#14  Re: OLD SCHOOL or NEW SCHOOL  8 Nov '05 at 08:46
I don't want to ignore him but i want to say that re the whim of staying in germany, surely once your mojo is recovered any such foolhardy behviour will easily be over come. There's skiing and dancing to be done with that mojo, not to mention making babies. Get on with it!
Regret for the things we did can be tempered by time; it is regret for the things we did not do that is inconsolable.
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Dayice
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guh
#15  Re: OLD SCHOOL or NEW SCHOOL  8 Nov '05 at 21:37
HA! it is done, the flight to germany has been booked!!!

My mojo knows i am coming and is attempting to free itsself as we speak.
CLEVER LITTLE MOJO>>>abahagaabhaba

Moj, I sense some animosity. I like to yoga.

why you be all playa' hatin' up in this humpy bumpy G?
RRRRAAAAGGGGGGHHHHH I AM THE MIGHTY FACEPLANT.........FEAR ME!!!!
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