London? Why oh why am I here?? //

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  Topic Started By:  Coronita    On:  Thu 28th July, 2005 at 20:10
Bags
Member Since: 2005
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London
#33  Re: London? Why oh why am I here??  29 Jul '05 at 15:31

Originally posted by Bags

And in London you can go out to bars and stand right next to people like Kevin Pietersen...

He really is that tall.

And OMG is he fit.......*drool*

Jacks - can't believe even cricket mad you didn't pick up on this!? Spotted CELEBRITY and no one has commented!!!!

Are you all mad????
"I am a very good skier...in my mind. However, video evidence suggests that I'm rubbish. I look like a bus driver in a primary-coloured anorak, sitting on an imaginary lavatory. Also I can only turn right. So to mask my embarrassment, and the pain in my thighs, I ski only when very drunk. I can recommend this wholeheartedly." Jeremy Clarkson
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sleepy
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#34  Re: London? Why oh why am I here??  29 Jul '05 at 15:34

Originally posted by Bags

Originally posted by Bags

And in London you can go out to bars and stand right next to people like Kevin Pietersen...

He really is that tall.

And OMG is he fit.......*drool*

Jacks - can't believe even cricket mad you didn't pick up on this!? Spotted CELEBRITY and no one has commented!!!!

Are you all mad????

I didnt want to sound thick by asking who Kevin Pietersen is.But here goes
Who is Kevin Pietersen?
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WTFH
Member Since: 2004
Posts: 14,398
Surrey
#35  Re: London? Why oh why am I here??  29 Jul '05 at 15:35

Originally posted by sleepy

Originally posted by WTFH

Originally posted by sleepy

Originally posted by WTFH

Originally posted by sleepy

Originally posted by techmonkey

Originally posted by sleepy

"Oh wow so what kind of things do you do at home : weirrrrrdos.

Ah ha, I've been asked more than once "do you have Christmas in Ireland?". People can be unbelievably thick.

See west london on the news the mo - house raided, blokey taken away sort of thing..

Yeah is that the bomber thing?cos a guy at my work just came in the office and said he cant go home because his street is blocked off as one of the bombers lives on his street!oh well he'll have to sleep at work




Is this the guy who wants your number, or a different one who wants to sleep with sleepy?

none of the above.he's Mr normal office man.

Ah, so he's the one sleepy wants to sleep with...

Maybe i could pretend i live on his road too I could say
"Oh my God!I never new you lived there..........so do I.what shall we do?were are you staying tonight?"

:giggle:

When the two of you are stuck in the office tonight, and he asks you for survival tips...

Sleepy :- "It's very important to have a positive mental attitude"
Officeboy :- "Nothing more practical than that?"
Sleepy :- "Food is also very important"
Officeboy :- "What else?"
Sleepy :- "When necessary, shared bodily warmth"
Officeboy :- "Thats the part I like"
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WTFH
Member Since: 2004
Posts: 14,398
Surrey
#36  Re: London? Why oh why am I here??  29 Jul '05 at 15:36

Originally posted by sleepy

Originally posted by Bags

Originally posted by Bags

And in London you can go out to bars and stand right next to people like Kevin Pietersen...

He really is that tall.

And OMG is he fit.......*drool*

Jacks - can't believe even cricket mad you didn't pick up on this!? Spotted CELEBRITY and no one has commented!!!!

Are you all mad????

I didnt want to sound thick by asking who Kevin Pietersen is.But here goes
Who is Kevin Pietersen?


"English" (South African) cricketer - highest scorer in the first test.
I post, therefore I am

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sleepy
Member Since: 2004
Posts: 1,714
#37  Re: London? Why oh why am I here??  29 Jul '05 at 15:42

Originally posted by WTFH


When the two of you are stuck in the office tonight, and he asks you for survival tips...

Sleepy :- "It's very important to have a positive mental attitude"
Officeboy :- "Nothing more practical than that?"
Sleepy :- "Food is also very important"
Officeboy :- "What else?"
Sleepy :- "When necessary, shared bodily warmth"
Officeboy :- "Thats the part I like"

(I dont actually fancy him at all.He's just Mr Nice,second name:Notannoying)[/i]
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Kenzie
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Posts: 3,051
God's own county/Tignes/South America/North America/Australasia/Asia/Africa
#38  Re: London? Why oh why am I here??  29 Jul '05 at 16:47

Originally posted by Bags

And in London you can go out to bars and stand right next to people like Kevin Pietersen...

He really is that tall.

And OMG is he fit.......*drool*

Strangely enough, you can do that anywhere he's playing cricket.
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Kenzie
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Posts: 3,051
God's own county/Tignes/South America/North America/Australasia/Asia/Africa
#39  Re: London? Why oh why am I here??  29 Jul '05 at 16:53

Originally posted by Bags

Originally posted by Bags

And in London you can go out to bars and stand right next to people like Kevin Pietersen...

He really is that tall.

And OMG is he fit.......*drool*

Jacks - can't believe even cricket mad you didn't pick up on this!? Spotted CELEBRITY and no one has commented!!!!

Are you all mad????

Bags,
Could you please go & drool over Michael Vaughan - he needs to relearn how to score ASAP.
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Bags
Member Since: 2005
Posts: 2,042
London
#40  Re: London? Why oh why am I here??  29 Jul '05 at 16:55

Originally posted by Kenzie

Originally posted by Bags

And in London you can go out to bars and stand right next to people like Kevin Pietersen...

He really is that tall.

And OMG is he fit.......*drool*

Strangely enough, you can do that anywhere he's playing cricket.

Ok Kenz. No you can't. I was standing right next to him - we touched shoulders and everything!

Pretty difficult to do that on the pitch with cricket balls flying everywhere.
"I am a very good skier...in my mind. However, video evidence suggests that I'm rubbish. I look like a bus driver in a primary-coloured anorak, sitting on an imaginary lavatory. Also I can only turn right. So to mask my embarrassment, and the pain in my thighs, I ski only when very drunk. I can recommend this wholeheartedly." Jeremy Clarkson
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WTFH
Member Since: 2004
Posts: 14,398
Surrey
#41  Re: London? Why oh why am I here??  29 Jul '05 at 16:58

Originally posted by Bags

Originally posted by Kenzie

Originally posted by Bags

And in London you can go out to bars and stand right next to people like Kevin Pietersen...

He really is that tall.

And OMG is he fit.......*drool*

Strangely enough, you can do that anywhere he's playing cricket.

Ok Kenz. No you can't. I was standing right next to him - we touched shoulders and everything!

Pretty difficult to do that on the pitch with cricket balls flying everywhere.

What were you doing in the Gents?
I post, therefore I am

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Bags
Member Since: 2005
Posts: 2,042
London
#42  Re: London? Why oh why am I here??  29 Jul '05 at 17:07

Originally posted by WTFH

Originally posted by Bags

Originally posted by Kenzie

Originally posted by Bags

And in London you can go out to bars and stand right next to people like Kevin Pietersen...

He really is that tall.

And OMG is he fit.......*drool*

Strangely enough, you can do that anywhere he's playing cricket.

Ok Kenz. No you can't. I was standing right next to him - we touched shoulders and everything!

Pretty difficult to do that on the pitch with cricket balls flying everywhere.

What were you doing in the Gents?

Much chortlage!

Kenz - MV's not really my type. Although a cricketer is a cricketer. And hence, celebrity. And hence, cool to be standing next to (at the bar Foxy, not in the loo - where do you get these ideas from.... ).
"I am a very good skier...in my mind. However, video evidence suggests that I'm rubbish. I look like a bus driver in a primary-coloured anorak, sitting on an imaginary lavatory. Also I can only turn right. So to mask my embarrassment, and the pain in my thighs, I ski only when very drunk. I can recommend this wholeheartedly." Jeremy Clarkson
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mista
Member Since: 2004
Posts: 12,998
The sticks
#43  Re: London? Why oh why am I here??  29 Jul '05 at 17:08

Originally posted by WTFH

What were you doing in the Gents?

Is this cricket playing guy related to George Michael?
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Bags
Member Since: 2005
Posts: 2,042
London
#44  Re: London? Why oh why am I here??  29 Jul '05 at 17:10
Gosh, gayness abounds on all threads...

Weird.
"I am a very good skier...in my mind. However, video evidence suggests that I'm rubbish. I look like a bus driver in a primary-coloured anorak, sitting on an imaginary lavatory. Also I can only turn right. So to mask my embarrassment, and the pain in my thighs, I ski only when very drunk. I can recommend this wholeheartedly." Jeremy Clarkson
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Kenzie
Member Since: 2004
Posts: 3,051
God's own county/Tignes/South America/North America/Australasia/Asia/Africa
#45  Re: London? Why oh why am I here??  29 Jul '05 at 17:14

Originally posted by Bags

Originally posted by WTFH

Originally posted by Bags

Originally posted by Kenzie

Originally posted by Bags

And in London you can go out to bars and stand right next to people like Kevin Pietersen...

He really is that tall.

And OMG is he fit.......*drool*

Strangely enough, you can do that anywhere he's playing cricket.

Ok Kenz. No you can't. I was standing right next to him - we touched shoulders and everything!

Pretty difficult to do that on the pitch with cricket balls flying everywhere.

What were you doing in the Gents?

Much chortlage!

Kenz - MV's not really my type. Although a cricketer is a cricketer. And hence, celebrity. And hence, cool to be standing next to (at the bar Foxy, not in the loo - where do you get these ideas from.... ).

Bags,
If you copped off with MV, and then he got a ton at Edgbaston your fame would be assurred!
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mickworld
Member Since: 2004
Posts: 5,377
London
#47  Re: London? Why oh why am I here??  29 Jul '05 at 17:24
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Bags
Member Since: 2005
Posts: 2,042
London
#48  Re: London? Why oh why am I here??  29 Jul '05 at 17:28

Originally posted by techmonkey

Originally posted by Bags

Ok Kenz. No you can't. I was standing right next to him - we touched shoulders and everything!

He doesn't look short. Were you standing on something?

Ok pedant. My shoulder was rubbing up against the small of his back, as he was standing very close to me for some time...mmm was very nice come to think of it...

Yes he is almost ridiculously tall though. But very manly. Very masculine. Broad shoulders. Cricketer-like etc... :blowkiss:
"I am a very good skier...in my mind. However, video evidence suggests that I'm rubbish. I look like a bus driver in a primary-coloured anorak, sitting on an imaginary lavatory. Also I can only turn right. So to mask my embarrassment, and the pain in my thighs, I ski only when very drunk. I can recommend this wholeheartedly." Jeremy Clarkson
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