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  Topic Started By:  WTFH    On:  Tue 30th November, 2004 at 10:32
WTFH
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Surrey
#1  IMPORTANT THINGS EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW  30 Nov '04 at 10:32
So, before you ask Jo for help, check out this list of IMPORTANT THINGS EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW.
These things are not useless facts.

Please add your own as you see fit.


1. Pineapple juice improves the flavour of man juice.
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highvelocitypenguin
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127.0.0.1
#2  Re: IMPORTANT THINGS EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW  30 Nov '04 at 17:01
2. Stu is now officially single again. w00t!





Stu.
“Wisdom comes with winters.”
“Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.” - Oscar Wilde
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Fin
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#3  Re: IMPORTANT THINGS EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW  30 Nov '04 at 20:54
3. Garlic definately does NOT improve the flavour of man juice
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roxy
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London
#4  Re: IMPORTANT THINGS EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW  1 Dec '04 at 08:59

Originally posted by Fin

3. Garlic definately does NOT improve the flavour of man juice
4. Nor do raw onions
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Fin
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#5  Re: IMPORTANT THINGS EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW  1 Dec '04 at 13:30
5. However, the size of your feet is exactly compatible with the distance between your elbow and your wrist. Try it.
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timmy
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meribel
#6  Re: IMPORTANT THINGS EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW  1 Dec '04 at 13:40
garlic ruins it or so im told.
PARTY TIME!
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the_doc
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london
#7  Re: IMPORTANT THINGS EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW  1 Dec '04 at 21:39
5. most men couldnt give a sh*t cos theyre not the one tasting it, hahahahahaha....!
'an what 'ave the romans ever done for us?!
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*~Larry~*
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Bern, Switzerland
#8  Re: IMPORTANT THINGS EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW  6 Dec '04 at 15:05

Originally posted by the_doc

5. most men couldnt give a sh*t cos theyre not the one tasting it, hahahahahaha....!


never a truer word spoken,......

unless you keep it in your mouth before swallowing and insist they kiss you straight afterwards!!!
EVERY TIME GRIFF GETS IN HIS HOT TUB - GOD KILLS A KITTEN.

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user206
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#9  Re: IMPORTANT THINGS EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW  6 Dec '04 at 21:04
I believe the technical term is snow-balling, how apt! though i could be mistaken (not being an expert or anything)

hmm maybe getting a bit depraved here for a ski-forum....
Edited 06/12/2004 @ 22:45 Revision #1
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WTFH
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Surrey
#10  Re: This one is very important...  6 Dec '04 at 21:37
http://www.harmful.org/homedespot/newtdr/NEWtdrARCHIVE/6diary/SEXBOOK/index.html
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*~Larry~*
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#11  Re: IMPORTANT THINGS EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW  7 Dec '04 at 09:18
^^ I'm presuming that's not work safe?!!
EVERY TIME GRIFF GETS IN HIS HOT TUB - GOD KILLS A KITTEN.

TRUE STORY.
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WTFH
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Surrey
#12  Re: IMPORTANT THINGS EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW  7 Dec '04 at 10:26
No, it is work safe, apart from the bit where you read the comments under the pictures, and fall about laughing...
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helsbels
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Weston-super-Mare, (Winter 04/05- Lapland then Morzine - Esprit.)
#13  Re: IMPORTANT THINGS EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW  1 Jan '05 at 14:38
back to original post.......

its illegal in kentucky to carry ice cream in your back pocket

in some smaller towns in the state of arizona its illegal to wear suspenders

random!
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daz
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#14  Re: IMPORTANT THINGS EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW  12 Mar '05 at 15:33
But in some american states its LEGAL to marry your horse!!
:
And in England the law still states every boy over the age of 8 must complete an hours archery practise a day!!
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feelfantastic
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Edinburgh
#15  Re: IMPORTANT THINGS EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW  22 Mar '05 at 18:18
Never carry ketchup/mayo sachets in your pocket while riding
You can't fight city hall. But you CAN crap on the steps and run like hell!
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