Groupies wanted!!! (NSFW) //

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  Topic Started By:  4playdrums    On:  Sun 6th November, 2005 at 15:31
mista
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#61  Re: Groupies wanted!!! (NSFW)  9 Nov '05 at 18:37
Well said boggers! Oi! 'El Belgico'! Pull 'El dedo' out!
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Boggart
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#62  Re: Groupies wanted!!! (NSFW)  10 Nov '05 at 09:51
Q: Why did the banjo player cross the road?
A: It was the chicken's day off.

Over to you Belgers....

I remain,

Boggars
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Boggart
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#63  Re: Groupies wanted!!! (NSFW)  10 Nov '05 at 15:38
Misters,

How disapointed would you be if you found out 'our' Clara was a closet banjo player?

I remain,

Boggars
Don't squeeze the trigger, if you can't stand the recoil. - Johnny Cash

Knowledge is knowing that the tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. - Miles Kington

"And so as the loose-bowelled pigeon of time swoops low over the unsuspecting tourist of destiny, and the flatulent skunk of fate wanders into the air-conditioning system of eternity, I notice it's the end of the show." Humph's last ever ISIHAC sign-off
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mista
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#64  Re: Groupies wanted!!! (NSFW)  10 Nov '05 at 15:51

Originally posted by boggart

Misters,

How disapointed would you be if you found out 'our' Clara was a closet banjo player?

I remain,

Boggars

She might be the only person in the world that could play banjo and not look stupid.
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mista
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#65  Re: Groupies wanted!!! (NSFW)  11 Nov '05 at 17:53
Q. What do you call a banjo player holding a guitar?

A. Artificial intelligence.
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mista
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#66  Re: Groupies wanted!!! (NSFW)  12 Nov '05 at 23:25
Q. What did the Australian sports fan say to the Banjo player

A. Loser (then everyone laughed, at the banjo player)
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Boggart
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#67  Re: Groupies wanted!!! (NSFW)  12 Nov '05 at 23:32
For your ocular delectation.



I remain,

Boggars
Don't squeeze the trigger, if you can't stand the recoil. - Johnny Cash

Knowledge is knowing that the tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. - Miles Kington

"And so as the loose-bowelled pigeon of time swoops low over the unsuspecting tourist of destiny, and the flatulent skunk of fate wanders into the air-conditioning system of eternity, I notice it's the end of the show." Humph's last ever ISIHAC sign-off
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mista
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#68  Re: Groupies wanted!!! (NSFW)  13 Nov '05 at 12:09
Q. Why do banjo players prefer picking to strumming?

A. It's easier to transfer a skill than to learn a whole new one.
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Boggart
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#69  Re: Groupies wanted!!! (NSFW)  13 Nov '05 at 12:35
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if, after surgery, I would be able to play the banjo. He said, "I'm doing surgery on your hand, not giving you a lobotomy."

I remain,

Boggars
Don't squeeze the trigger, if you can't stand the recoil. - Johnny Cash

Knowledge is knowing that the tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. - Miles Kington

"And so as the loose-bowelled pigeon of time swoops low over the unsuspecting tourist of destiny, and the flatulent skunk of fate wanders into the air-conditioning system of eternity, I notice it's the end of the show." Humph's last ever ISIHAC sign-off
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mista
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#70  Re: Groupies wanted!!! (NSFW)  13 Nov '05 at 12:38
Q. What do you call a skeleton holding a banjo in a cupboard?

A. The hide and seek world champion.
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Boggart
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#71  Re: Groupies wanted!!! (NSFW)  13 Nov '05 at 12:42
A double header for a Sunday afternoon....





I remain,

Boggars
Don't squeeze the trigger, if you can't stand the recoil. - Johnny Cash

Knowledge is knowing that the tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. - Miles Kington

"And so as the loose-bowelled pigeon of time swoops low over the unsuspecting tourist of destiny, and the flatulent skunk of fate wanders into the air-conditioning system of eternity, I notice it's the end of the show." Humph's last ever ISIHAC sign-off
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Sammyq22
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#72  Re: Groupies wanted!!! (NSFW)  13 Nov '05 at 14:50
Triple if you count the teddy.
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mista
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#73  Re: Groupies wanted!!! (NSFW)  14 Nov '05 at 12:19

Originally posted by Sammyq22

Triple if you count the teddy.

Q. How does the sound technician count?

A. One, two ...erm... six, erm... one, two, six etc...
Edited 14/11/2005 @ 12:34 Revision #1
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mista
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#74  Re: Groupies wanted!!! (NSFW)  14 Nov '05 at 12:29
Q. How do you tell the difference between a dog and a banjo player?

A. The dog knows when to stop scratching.
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Boggart
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#75  Re: Groupies wanted!!! (NSFW)  14 Nov '05 at 12:29
Misters,

Already been done elsewhere on the site, however the reality is 'One..two...six.' 'One' for the lows, 'Two' for the mids and 'Six' for the highs.

I remain,

Boggars
Don't squeeze the trigger, if you can't stand the recoil. - Johnny Cash

Knowledge is knowing that the tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. - Miles Kington

"And so as the loose-bowelled pigeon of time swoops low over the unsuspecting tourist of destiny, and the flatulent skunk of fate wanders into the air-conditioning system of eternity, I notice it's the end of the show." Humph's last ever ISIHAC sign-off
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