Groupies wanted!!! (NSFW) //

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  Topic Started By:  4playdrums    On:  Sun 6th November, 2005 at 15:31
Boggart
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Somewhere without a paddle….
#31  Re: Groupies wanted!!! (NSFW)  8 Nov '05 at 12:10
Thanks Belgers,

The choice is:

Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a trampoline.

A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

OR



I remain,

Boggars
Don't squeeze the trigger, if you can't stand the recoil. - Johnny Cash

Knowledge is knowing that the tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. - Miles Kington

"And so as the loose-bowelled pigeon of time swoops low over the unsuspecting tourist of destiny, and the flatulent skunk of fate wanders into the air-conditioning system of eternity, I notice it's the end of the show." Humph's last ever ISIHAC sign-off
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belgian vince
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#32  Re: Groupies wanted!!! (NSFW)  8 Nov '05 at 12:28
you make this too easy a choice.
"There is no sense of possibility if there is no reality, but I could be wrong of course" - R. Musil
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Boggart
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#33  Re: Groupies wanted!!! (NSFW)  8 Nov '05 at 12:30
Belgers,

So it's banjos then?

I remain,

Boggars
Don't squeeze the trigger, if you can't stand the recoil. - Johnny Cash

Knowledge is knowing that the tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. - Miles Kington

"And so as the loose-bowelled pigeon of time swoops low over the unsuspecting tourist of destiny, and the flatulent skunk of fate wanders into the air-conditioning system of eternity, I notice it's the end of the show." Humph's last ever ISIHAC sign-off
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belgian vince
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just back from australia, already back in austria
#34  Re: Groupies wanted!!! (NSFW)  8 Nov '05 at 12:33
banjos it is, but since we're not in this for the money, i'd suggest we post a clara pic for every fifth banjo joke. this could very well develop into a greater and even more important initiative! :gallery:
"There is no sense of possibility if there is no reality, but I could be wrong of course" - R. Musil
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mista
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The sticks
#35  Re: Groupies wanted!!! (NSFW)  8 Nov '05 at 12:44
I like the joke clara combo

Laugh and look ata fit bird at the same time

One stage above the Star newspaper
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Boggart
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#36  Re: Groupies wanted!!! (NSFW)  8 Nov '05 at 12:53
Q: What's the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?
A: A chain saw has a dynamic range.

Q: What's the difference between a banjo and an Uzi
A: An Uzi stops after 40 rounds.

Q: How many banjo players does it take to change lightbulb?
A: Five - one to change the bulb and four to complain that it is electric.

Q: What's the difference between a banjo and a onion?
A: No one cries when you cut up a banjo.

Q: Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?
A: It saves time in the long run.

Over to you Belgers for the Clara pic.

I remain,

Boggars
Don't squeeze the trigger, if you can't stand the recoil. - Johnny Cash

Knowledge is knowing that the tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. - Miles Kington

"And so as the loose-bowelled pigeon of time swoops low over the unsuspecting tourist of destiny, and the flatulent skunk of fate wanders into the air-conditioning system of eternity, I notice it's the end of the show." Humph's last ever ISIHAC sign-off
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mista
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The sticks
#37  Re: Groupies wanted!!! (NSFW)  8 Nov '05 at 12:55
yes haha very funny, what happened to the combo?
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DB
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Vienna Austria vía Manchester
#38  Re: Groupies wanted!!! (NSFW)  8 Nov '05 at 13:11
What do you call a guy that hangs around a bunch of musicians?

Banjo player or Drummer.
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DB
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Vienna Austria vía Manchester
#39  Re: Groupies wanted!!! (NSFW)  8 Nov '05 at 13:13
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender, "Do you serve banjo players here?"
"Sure do," replied the bartender.
"Good," said the man.
"Give me a beer, and I'll have a banjo picker for my 'gator."
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thedaftie
Member Since: 2005
Posts: 214
Inverness / Colorado
#40  Re: Groupies wanted!!! (NSFW)  8 Nov '05 at 13:32
BOGGART


BANJO PLAYER


Ever seen these two in the same room together? Separated at birth?

WE DESERVE TO KNOW!!!
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Boggart
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#41  Re: Groupies wanted!!! (NSFW)  8 Nov '05 at 14:05

Originally posted by thedaftie


Dafters,

The old James Joyce photo surfaces again, not only did he write 'Ulysses' but was a comedy contortionist banjo player in a circus.

I remain,

Boggars
Don't squeeze the trigger, if you can't stand the recoil. - Johnny Cash

Knowledge is knowing that the tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. - Miles Kington

"And so as the loose-bowelled pigeon of time swoops low over the unsuspecting tourist of destiny, and the flatulent skunk of fate wanders into the air-conditioning system of eternity, I notice it's the end of the show." Humph's last ever ISIHAC sign-off
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belgian vince
Member Since: 2005
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just back from australia, already back in austria
#42  Re: Groupies wanted!!! (NSFW)  8 Nov '05 at 14:36
the blowjob location was indeed aptly chosen, although I never had the chance to witness anything there. On the other hand, I for me have never ever found a bad blowjob location - from the male perspective.
"There is no sense of possibility if there is no reality, but I could be wrong of course" - R. Musil
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Boggart
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Somewhere without a paddle….
#43  Re: Groupies wanted!!! (NSFW)  8 Nov '05 at 14:41
Q: What's the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?
A: You can turn a chain saw off.

Q: What's the difference between a banjo and South American Macaw?
A: One is loud, obnoxious, and noisy; and the other is a bird.

Q: How many banjo players does it take to eat a opossum?
A: Two, one to eat it & one to watch for cars.

Ok, over to you Belgers, time for more skin of Mlle Morgane to be shown.

I remain,

Boggars
Don't squeeze the trigger, if you can't stand the recoil. - Johnny Cash

Knowledge is knowing that the tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. - Miles Kington

"And so as the loose-bowelled pigeon of time swoops low over the unsuspecting tourist of destiny, and the flatulent skunk of fate wanders into the air-conditioning system of eternity, I notice it's the end of the show." Humph's last ever ISIHAC sign-off
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Boggart
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Posts: 11,601
Somewhere without a paddle….
#44  Re: Groupies wanted!!! (NSFW)  8 Nov '05 at 14:54
Belgers,

No it wasn't, DBers posted two jokes.

I remain,

Boggars
Don't squeeze the trigger, if you can't stand the recoil. - Johnny Cash

Knowledge is knowing that the tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. - Miles Kington

"And so as the loose-bowelled pigeon of time swoops low over the unsuspecting tourist of destiny, and the flatulent skunk of fate wanders into the air-conditioning system of eternity, I notice it's the end of the show." Humph's last ever ISIHAC sign-off
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belgian vince
Member Since: 2005
Posts: 632
just back from australia, already back in austria
#45  Re: Groupies wanted!!! (NSFW)  8 Nov '05 at 15:03
i do sincerely apologize.. but pretty confident we'd all like to be that peperoncino though
"There is no sense of possibility if there is no reality, but I could be wrong of course" - R. Musil
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