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  Topic Started By:  4playdrums    On:  Sun 6th November, 2005 at 15:31
4playdrums
Member Since: 2005
Posts: 26
around europe
#1  Groupies wanted!!! (NSFW)  6 Nov '05 at 15:31
meribel based rock bands 4play and new band shytestrips are look for hot attractive groupies preferrably female to get very drunk and flash there bodies and mayb service the bands...group fun a possiblity. applicants should send pictures to stixtrix@hotmail.co.uk
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WTFH
Member Since: 2004
Posts: 14,398
Surrey
#2  Re: Groupies wanted!!! (NSFW)  6 Nov '05 at 15:33
You know that girls can smell desperation at about 100 metres...
I post, therefore I am

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Jessilicious
Member Since: 2005
Posts: 681
London
#3  Re: would do but...  6 Nov '05 at 15:34
i am the best groupie ever, it's a talent of mine but my heart is already given to these fellas www.myspace.com/vaticanjet, :heart: worthy owners I think you'll agree
Regret for the things we did can be tempered by time; it is regret for the things we did not do that is inconsolable.
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Boggart
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Somewhere without a paddle….
#4  Re: Groupies wanted!!! (NSFW)  6 Nov '05 at 16:58
Drummers,

Sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad........

In all my years I've never worked with a band that had to advertise for sex.

What is the composition of your group? Four drummers???

I remain,

Boggars
Don't squeeze the trigger, if you can't stand the recoil. - Johnny Cash

Knowledge is knowing that the tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. - Miles Kington

"And so as the loose-bowelled pigeon of time swoops low over the unsuspecting tourist of destiny, and the flatulent skunk of fate wanders into the air-conditioning system of eternity, I notice it's the end of the show." Humph's last ever ISIHAC sign-off
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4playdrums
Member Since: 2005
Posts: 26
around europe
#5  Re: sense of humour???  7 Nov '05 at 11:33
so it seems that a couple of people on here dont hv a sense of humour...do u remember fun?? silly jokes, we hav obviously not grown up and thats why we do seasons!!!

lets not take things to seriously
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mista
Member Since: 2004
Posts: 12,998
The sticks
#6  Re: Re: sense of humour???  7 Nov '05 at 11:39

Originally posted by 4playdrums

so it seems that a couple of people on here dont hv a sense of humour...do u remember fun??

Clearly not, at least we can spell properly though

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Boggart
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Somewhere without a paddle….
#7  Re: Re: sense of humour???  7 Nov '05 at 11:48

Originally posted by 4playdrums

so it seems that a couple of people on here dont hv a sense of humour...do u remember fun?? silly jokes, we hav obviously not grown up and thats why we do seasons!!!

lets not take things to seriously

Typical drummer reply. Now tries to make out it was a joke but he is a drummer (i.e. has the ability to count to four but no further and hits things for a living) so we all know it was a serious post.

I remain,

Boggars
Don't squeeze the trigger, if you can't stand the recoil. - Johnny Cash

Knowledge is knowing that the tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. - Miles Kington

"And so as the loose-bowelled pigeon of time swoops low over the unsuspecting tourist of destiny, and the flatulent skunk of fate wanders into the air-conditioning system of eternity, I notice it's the end of the show." Humph's last ever ISIHAC sign-off
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Penniless_Playa
Member Since: 2005
Posts: 2,063
Where am I?
#8  Re: Re: sense of humour???  7 Nov '05 at 11:54

Originally posted by boggart

Originally posted by 4playdrums

so it seems that a couple of people on here dont hv a sense of humour...do u remember fun?? silly jokes, we hav obviously not grown up and thats why we do seasons!!!

lets not take things to seriously

Typical drummer reply. Now tries to make out it was a joke but he is a drummer (i.e. has the ability to count to four but no further and hits things for a living) so we all know it was a serious post.

I remain,

Boggars

Be fair! Drummers can count up to six at least! If they're fans of Pink Floyd they might even make seven!

Originally posted by Motorhead

Everything Louder Than Everything Else!

:headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:
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Boggart
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Posts: 11,601
Somewhere without a paddle….
#9  Re: Re: sense of humour???  7 Nov '05 at 11:58

Originally posted by Penniless_Playa


Be fair! Drummers can count up to six at least! If they're fans of Pink Floyd they might even make seven!

Players,

Drummers that can count to beyond four are laughingly call 'Percussionists'[/i:9975d6d8fd] or more usually [i:9975d6d8fd]'Bingo Callers.'

I remain,

Boggars
Don't squeeze the trigger, if you can't stand the recoil. - Johnny Cash

Knowledge is knowing that the tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. - Miles Kington

"And so as the loose-bowelled pigeon of time swoops low over the unsuspecting tourist of destiny, and the flatulent skunk of fate wanders into the air-conditioning system of eternity, I notice it's the end of the show." Humph's last ever ISIHAC sign-off
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Penniless_Playa
Member Since: 2005
Posts: 2,063
Where am I?
#10  Re: Re: sense of humour???  7 Nov '05 at 12:00

Originally posted by boggart

Originally posted by Penniless_Playa


Be fair! Drummers can count up to six at least! If they're fans of Pink Floyd they might even make seven!

Players,

Drummers that can count to beyond four are laughingly call 'Percussionists'[/i:5ee52a9f00] or more usually [i:5ee52a9f00]'Bingo Callers.'

I remain,

Boggars
D'oh! A degree in music and I make a school boy error. Sorry dude - you are absolutely correct.

You remain

Originally posted by Motorhead

Everything Louder Than Everything Else!

:headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:
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thedaftie
Member Since: 2005
Posts: 214
Inverness / Colorado
#11  Re: Groupies wanted!!! (NSFW)  7 Nov '05 at 13:20
I'm sure one of zappa's many drummers could count up to 13.

House!
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Boggart
Member Since: 2004
Posts: 11,601
Somewhere without a paddle….
#12  Re: Groupies wanted!!! (NSFW)  7 Nov '05 at 13:24
Dafters,

Any idiot can randomly thump the skins and call it 'Jazz,' 'Avant Garde' or whatever. It does not necessarily mean they can count.

I remain,

Boggars
Don't squeeze the trigger, if you can't stand the recoil. - Johnny Cash

Knowledge is knowing that the tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. - Miles Kington

"And so as the loose-bowelled pigeon of time swoops low over the unsuspecting tourist of destiny, and the flatulent skunk of fate wanders into the air-conditioning system of eternity, I notice it's the end of the show." Humph's last ever ISIHAC sign-off
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4playdrums
Member Since: 2005
Posts: 26
around europe
#13  Re: humour!!??  7 Nov '05 at 19:11
so boggart, what job do u do?? hmmm... i started this as a joke and your on some kind of mission to put drummers down... i love my job, do u??
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Sammyq22
Member Since: 2005
Posts: 2,505
Je deteste Surrey
#14  Re: Re: humour!!??  7 Nov '05 at 19:15

Originally posted by 4playdrums

so boggart, what job do u do?? hmmm... i started this as a joke and your on some kind of mission to put drummers down... i love my job, do u??

*draws air back through teeth* Wow.
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Jessilicious
Member Since: 2005
Posts: 681
London
#15  Re: Groupies wanted!!! (NSFW)  7 Nov '05 at 20:01
i wouldn't start on boggars, i like my life and (relative) sanity and i especially wouldn't if i was only 21posts old.
can't wait for this to kick off....
Regret for the things we did can be tempered by time; it is regret for the things we did not do that is inconsolable.
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