Elf Interview //

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  Topic Started By:  Cheeky89    On:  Thu 13th August, 2009 at 15:50
Cheeky89
Member Since: 2009
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Devon
#1  Elf Interview  13 Aug '09 at 15:50
help! i ve got an interview for a lapland elf with esprit and i need to do a perfromance and im stuck for what to do. has any one done one before or got any ideas. please help me.

Lapla Elf
– pepare and deilver a shor christmas themed performance including the use of props.

Please help, i would really like this opportunty and i very stuck. thanks
S.Sanders
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WTFH
Member Since: 2004
Posts: 14,398
Surrey
#2  Re: Elf Interview  13 Aug '09 at 15:57
Get a reflective jacket and a clipboard. Walk in saying:
"You can't park that sleigh here - this roof isn't stable. Can I see your certificate for chimney climbing? Are those reindeer licenced?"

...Then you finish with the line "I'm from elf and safety"
I post, therefore I am

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Boggart
Member Since: 2004
Posts: 11,601
Somewhere without a paddle….
#3  Re: Elf Interview  13 Aug '09 at 15:57
89ers,

Perhaps an interactive mime performance based on the theme of safety?

Shows the potential employer that you are serious. In fact you can never go wrong with 'Elf and Safety.

Don't bother...I know where the door is.

I remain,

Boggars
Don't squeeze the trigger, if you can't stand the recoil. - Johnny Cash

Knowledge is knowing that the tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. - Miles Kington

"And so as the loose-bowelled pigeon of time swoops low over the unsuspecting tourist of destiny, and the flatulent skunk of fate wanders into the air-conditioning system of eternity, I notice it's the end of the show." Humph's last ever ISIHAC sign-off
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Boggart
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Somewhere without a paddle….
#5  Re: Elf Interview  13 Aug '09 at 16:10
Techers,

Eh...did you say something? It was different before the war you know. It was all fields.

I remain,

Boggars
Don't squeeze the trigger, if you can't stand the recoil. - Johnny Cash

Knowledge is knowing that the tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. - Miles Kington

"And so as the loose-bowelled pigeon of time swoops low over the unsuspecting tourist of destiny, and the flatulent skunk of fate wanders into the air-conditioning system of eternity, I notice it's the end of the show." Humph's last ever ISIHAC sign-off
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WTFH
Member Since: 2004
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Surrey
#6  Re: Elf Interview  13 Aug '09 at 16:13
Do I come here often?
I post, therefore I am

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Cookie
Member Since: 2004
Posts: 567
Where the wind blows
#7  Re: Elf Interview  13 Aug '09 at 19:45
With the quality of the NOGS jokes on here I would tell them to Elf Off
Everytime a NOF appears on Natives a Kitten is born in Heaven

Cookers,

Excellent first post and well done for possibly setting a Natives record of the longest time between joining and popping your posting cherry.

I remain,

Boggars


You - Dish pig in Morzine.
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Broken
Member Since: 2008
Posts: 358
#8  Re: Elf Interview  13 Aug '09 at 23:34
Give the guy a break, he's only after an elfin' hand
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