ten great quotes...

1. Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can.
Elsa Maxwell (1958)

2. All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.
Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)

3. When a man says he approves of something in principle, it means he hasn't the slightest intention of putting it into practice.
Otto von Bismarck (1815 - 1898)

4. Make sure you have finished speaking before your audience has finished listening.
Dorothy Sarnoff

5. The only time to buy these is on a day with no 'y' in it.
Warren Buffett

6. By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day.
Robert Frost (1874 - 1963)

7. You must have taken great pains, sir; you could not naturally been so very stupid.
Samuel Johnson (1709 - 1784)

8. We secure our friends not by accepting favors but by doing them.
Thucydides (460 BC - 400 BC), Peloponnesian War

9. 'Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
Abraham Lincoln

10. In Mexico we have a word for sushi: bait.
Jose Simon