telemark jo's french letter - direct from the depths of courchevel
Greetings, fellow bubble dwellers, from the star spangled, sequin spattered slopes of the poodle parambulators paradise. Below the terra firma of foundation, the morass of mascara and the languid layers of lipstick, your courageous correspondent will boldly go where no man, boarder or even free heeler has gone before. Bringing to light the bubbling truths of the times that lurk beneath this bronzed visage.
Trouble at the top as mighty explosions are jumpin' round that bouncing bar at the bell tower. Seems Captain Cocktail's been shivering the timbers of his beloved mate and keeping lookout from another bird's nest. Yo ho ho and several bottles of rum later found cantankerous cacophonies erupting from the captain's cave.
After some hands were brought on deck to oust the cap'n from his quarter to walk the plank into the quiddity below. A Cat o' nine tails may be the only pussy this bragard'll be eating for some time now. And only just in time .... the mutiny call was on the horizons ...
Two small ship hands from the aforementioned had a hearty time on a small desert island in southern climes recently and have returned to ship refreshed and renewed after their short break...
The other long blonde is still looking for Scotty, best be in the quick my son as she's breakin. This may be partly due to the lack of direction from LB1, who's misted up eyes taken their toll and maybe to blame. Sorry guys. Hold onto your oats young Scot for yee shall be dusting cobwebs very soon...and with no clingons allowed.
The tall tattooed one has sunk deep into the hormonal quagmire of lust and is rapidly going under (and down) into the seething T-shirt marsh. Will she be able to raise a hand to the other reality or is it forever damned to the land of the allemand...
News from the paysans on the Arc. The southern Col, oh he of very few tentacular connections to the Universe man, has recently been sighted in the big birds den en Suisse pursuing his love of the animals of the African plains , crossing over into full Zebra mode. The sweetly striped one is rumoured to be making an appearance on the Arc this Thursday - will he be coming in two by two ??
Next issue:
- How cigarette smoking, or at least rolling, is good for your sexual health
- How the bald eagle of Scotland got some Action in poodlelandHasta la vista babies
Telemark Jo
Mar 3PS For more French Letters try down here!
