great jokes (about boarders and skiers)

Boarder Jokes:

Q. How many snow board instructors does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Three - one to hold it, one to video tape it and the other to say "AWESOME DUDE!"


Q. What do you call a snowboarder with no girlfriend/boyfriend?
A. Homeless

Q. What is the difference between a snowboard instructor and a snowboard student?
A. 3 days!

Q. If you have a car with 3 snowboarders in the back seat, what do you call the driver?
A. Officer!

Q. How does a snowboard instructor meet his group?
A. He rides into them!

Ski (instructor) jokes:

Q. How many skiers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Ten, one to screw it in and the other 9 to stand around saying "Nice turn, nice turn, nice turn........."

Q. How many ski instructors does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Only one - he holds it while the mountain revolves around him

Q. What's the difference between God and a ski instructor?
A. God doesn't think he's a ski instructor.

Q. How many ski instructors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. "None, ve scvrew in ze jaccusi you!"

And a couple for the lifties:

Q. How many lifties does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. None - we just call maintenance!

Q. Why do lifties only get half a hour lunch break?
A. Because any longer and they need to be retrained!

These jokes do not necessarily reflect the opinions of Natives, but they did make us laugh. Feel free to send us your jokes to jokes@natives.co.uk  Thanks to Frank, Layds and others for these.